Pictures & Punchlines: The ‘I Could Be Mayor Eric Adams!’ Edition

“Damn! This is bad! This is extremely bad!! As bad as it is, I know it could be much worse! I could be Mayor Eric Adams!! Feet don’t fail me now!!”

“The odds of me walking out of here without a scratch are not good, and the fact that I have to pee doesn’t help. Whaaataaah!!! As bad as this situation is, I know it could be much worse! I could be Mayor Eric Adams!!”

“Alright, ya big bastard!! Ya got me, but know this one thing before I become the lunch special of the day. As bad as this is, it could be much worse! I could be Mayor Eric Adams!! I hope you f**kin’ choke!!” 

“I need you to give the agency this message ASAP! The mission…. has been compromised!! The situation I’m in….. is dire, but as bad as it is, it could be….. much worse! I could be….. Mayor Eric Adams!!”

“Okay, Indy!! You’ve had some really bad moments in your quest to find the Ark of the Covenant, and this one’s a doozy! Still, you can get out of this if you just do one thing. Keep telling yourself…. as bad as this is, it could be much worse! You could be Mayor Eric Adams!!” 

“Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! (Pause) I can feel my body turning to ash! As you stand there bloodied and bruised from battling my female vampires, remember this one thing! As bad as this is, I know it could be much worse! I could be Mayor Eric Adams!! F**k you, Van Helsing!!”

Woman: “A 45? A damn 45? Really!? You couldn’t bring a flamethrower or a rocket launcher!? What in the BLUE HELL is wrong with you!?”

Man: “Look!! It was all I had in the car, okay!? (Click, click, click) Sh*t! I’m out of bullets!” 

Woman: “Why don’t you just throw the gun? That should stop it!”

Man: “Go ahead! Make your smart-ass comments! Just remember one thing! As bad as this is, it could be much worse! We could be Mayor Eric Adams!!”