Pictures and Punchlines: Angry and Vengeful Cats Respond to JD Vance

“Wait!!! Tell me he really didn’t say that!! Stop!! Ya killlin’ me!! He’s such a dumbass!!”

“Hey, Vance!! I’m trying to give you the finger, but I haven’t quite figured out how.”

“Take a good look at this face, Vance. It may appear cuddly and cute, but a demon dwells within. I’m coming for you! You can run, but you can’t hide. When you piss ‘Lil Pussy’ off, you have to pay the price…..and you will!”

“I am going to bite you right in the ass and yell ‘Semper Fi!!’ after doing so! Look at me, Vance!! I said look at me!!!! Does it look like I’m joking? Dumbass!! I hope you have some gauze pads and ice packs because you’re going to need them!”

“You may have pledged allegiance to the United States Marine Corps, but your ass belongs to me!! You about to get these paws, Vance! You about to get these paws! I promise you!!”

“You’re a total dumbass, so I don’t expect you to know this. Cats have an infantry division, too! I’ve got my battle gear on, and you’ll never see me coming. Meow-rah, motherf***er!! Meow-rah!!”

The road I travel is long
It’s put me in a trance
But victory will be mine
Once I piss on JD Vance

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