Audio Leaked! Odysseus Moon Lander Transmitted Urgent Message to NASA After Tipping Over

From The G-Man has obtained exclusive audio that was transmitted from Odysseus to NASA’s mission control shortly after tipping over. The audio was submitted to the news office through encrypted email by Colonel Edward Straker, United States Air Force, Commander-in-Chief of the Supreme Headquarters Alien Defense Organization (SHADO). “I hope From The G-Man will be courageous enough to publish the audio file. The world has a right to hear the message Odysseus sent to mission control, and I think millions will be shocked,” said Colonel Straker. “I was going to submit it to CNN, Wolf Blitzer in particular, but they’re a hot mess over there and the last place I’d want the audio broadcast is on King Charles. God! What an awful name for a show!”

Colonel Straker immediately went off-the-grid after sending the email, and he intends to remain in seclusion. Here is the earth-shattering message that was sent by the moon lander. 

Click on the white arrow in the audio bar to hear the message.