By Gary Glennell Toms
During a secret White House meeting with From The G-Man, President Joe Biden revealed that he is considering a career in professional wrestling if he decides not to run for a second term. The President provided this photo of him working out at an undisclosed location to confirm how serious he is about the potential endeavor. “All of this talk about me being too old to run the country now or in 2024 is a bunch or malarkey,” Biden proclaimed. “Look at my picture!! Look at those biceps!! I tell ya what!! Putin may have a black belt in Judo, but I guarantee you he doesn’t have biceps like those!! A president is grinding!! Look at my teeth!! Look at the picture, for God’s sake!! Anyone who believes I’m not fit to serve now or in the future has a few screws loose!”
The President indicated that his dream match opponent would be “The Nature Boy,” Ric Flair, at Wrestlemania in 2024, again, if he decides not to run. “To quote ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin, I’d stomp a mud hole in Flair and walk it dry,” stated Biden. “If I had the chance, I’d hit Shawn Michaels with my finishing move, ‘The Executive Order,’ and pay him back for what he did to Bret ‘The Hitman’ Hart in Montreal. Hey, Michaels! Would you like that, sexy boy?”
The meeting abruptly ended when White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain informed the President that it was time for his warm milk and cookies. “Ooooh!! Do they have raisins in them? You know how much I like cookies with raisins,” Biden said.
Note: We’re living in dangerous, scary and uncertain times, so it is imperative that we take time to laugh….. whenever we can.
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Photo credit: The Sacramento Bee
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